Neil Earle bellows 'Hi-Yo Silver' to critics of Lone Ranger

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The 86th Academy Awards have come and gone.

Cowboy Neil (Earle) circa 1951. The fastest gun on Park Lane, Carbonear?

Down here in the Palm Latitudes people felt justice was done — best picture and best actor/actress winners seemed to please most. I noticed that “The Lone Ranger and Tonto” were only nominated for one award, best makeup, which was at least very deserving.

In the larger scheme of things, however, I am right to feel slightly indignant (with my tongue set firmly in my cheek) that not only was the movie considered to have bombed, but it didn’t even make it to the outer limits of best picture consideration. I say this with at last some history in all this Western movie business and Lone Ranger fandom. It’s almost a cliché but the Lone Ranger and Tonto connected with me and millions of other kids when I was old enough to sit on mom’s floor reading juvenile fiction based on the comics.

A first for Park Lane, Carbonear

The original Lone Ranger debuted as a children’s radio show on WXYZ Detroit 85 or so years ago and from 1949 to 1957 became a TV sensation for our age group. This series starred the unforgettable Clayton Moore as the masked rider of the plains and the Canadian Iroquois Jay Silverheels as Tonto.

We kids were proud of that north of the 49th Parallel — “Hey, Tonto is Canadian!”

What fun to rush home after school to catch the weekly instalments. That’s right, the first television on Park Lane on Carbonear’s South Side was in mom and dad’s house.

What Hollywood types call “the back story” of Lone Ranger has coherence, even at the comic book level. A band of Texas Rangers are ambushed with only one survivor, John Reid, who was left for dead. Reid is nursed back to health by Tonto, then dons a mask, the better to seek vengeance on the ambushers and along the way does a lot of good, “bringing law and order to the early West.”

Add to that elegance of story a superb opening sequence by a stentorian-voiced 1950s announcer accompanied by the William Tell Overture playing in the background and you have a pop-culture winner. (There is the old joke that the definition of a snob is someone who listens to the William Tell Overture and doesn’t think of the Lone Ranger, but I won’t mention it!)

Remembering the Bond Theatre

But ours is the 21st century and straight-out heroism doesn’t play well unless the hero or heroine has the requisite psycho-social baggage — “Superman Returns” showed that the man of steel had left town and Lois Lane had moved on to get married; Christian Bale’s Batman plays the dark vigilante so intensely that he almost deserves his creepy outlaw status.

So, so serious.

By the great Silver’s shiny mane I do declare the critics were out to lunch on this one.

“Disney billed it as a full-tilt action-packed buddy comedy,” according to Cowboys and Indian magazine.

The critics missed the signals — Jerry Bruckheimer of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise was the producer. Missing too was the partial homage to the classic John Ford Western, the intentionality of the locale — Monument Valley. Add to this massive train derailments worthy of a Clint Eastwood finale and there’s plenty of visual action.

In this 2013 version of the Lone Ranger, the training and preparation — “the Plan Stage” of any movie — sees the masked man at times descend into bathos if not outright farce. He almost stresses you out as much as The Green Lantern in his “will he ever get his act together?” mentality.

But the final scene with Lone Ranger riding on top of a train to get the bad guys — yes, on top of a train, mind you! — this could have dragged even we cowboy fanatics at the old Bond Theatre out of our seat.

Ah, those “thrilling days of yesteryear.” My heart stirred ever so slightly as the William Tell Overture finally made its appearance for the train scene and for a minute I’m back in my old living room again with all my buddies, transfixed. Mom always said those were the best days of our lives.

I’m willing to overlook the stubble on Armie Hammer’s chin for the under-40 set to relate to. Altogether he looked like a contender — visually “together” with white hat and black mask. Not Clayton Moore but Son of Clayton Moore. Johnny Depp’s caked on war paint and ironic persona were a nod to our skeptical times. But all that could be accommodated to our dream-state tastes considering that Johnny Depp got initiated by the Commanches in a small ceremony on the way to the set and, according to Bruckheimer, Hammer had learned to ride as well as any stuntman.

“Hi-yo Silver!”

Hard to duplicate

Why, then, did the movie fare so poorly?

What can a sometime Christian movie critic say to all this? Church types at their best are all about redemption so, let me cast a wide lasso on this one. Oh, yes, I have it now. Lone Ranger 2013 reminds me of what a fellow pastor stated years ago when our church was being decimated and morale suffered: “Resurrections are hard to pull off,” opined my boss at the time.

For all the effort and even with the protagonists giving their all against the sheltering sky, the Lone Ranger is one of those compelling giants of the popular culture who is hard to duplicate, especially the first time out. Apparently the cast sensed this. Hammer sounded authentically philosophical in his reflections to Cowboys and Indians magazine: “This country was the last frontier and to be able to spend six months on the Western frontier finding a sense of self-worth and exploration, was an experience.”

“Self-worth and exploration.” Hmmm. Something clearly got through to the star which I like to think bodes well for 26-year-old Hammer, who is, by the way, the grandson of oil tycoon and art patron Armand Hammer.

Myth becomes fact

Like the Bible for Christians, the American West pulls at you in a mystical sort of way. Even though we lived at the diagonal opposite of the continent, Roy Rogers could pack the Bond any given Saturday — and how! The Monument Valley area of Arizona which features huge in the 2013 version is sacred to the Navaho. They even came to bless the set, reported Bruckheimer. They didn’t have to convince me, with a full repertoire of 1950s Westerns to draw upon. The echoes of something transcendent draw you in at Monument Valley where I led a bus load of tourists in 2002.

Then there are the shamanistic overtones of Johnny Depp’s Tonto, the evocative way he greeted Reid as “Spirit Walker … the one who has been to the other side and returned,” and how stupefied the cast and crew were when Hammer did his first rearing-back sequence on Silver — these are slight strands of connection to … something bigger than ourselves. The myth become fact!

Self-referential to the Western myth though it was on film, the Lone Ranger myth at times bumps up against a bigger story of a man supposed to be dead but returned.

The 2013 version reminds us that John Reid comes back from the other side, seemingly, a Resurrection Figure in a way, to become the incarnation of justice. We didn’t catch a lot of that back in the 1950s but Dawn Moore, daughter of Clayton Moore, the original Kemo Sabe, continues to receive her father’s fan mail. There is a trend, in that Moore’s mail comes “especially from police officers, firefighters, and teachers,” she told Cowboys and Indians. “These were the young viewers who decided to become protectors in some capacity because of my father’s role on television…it is very powerful stuff.”

It is powerful. The 2013 incarnation showed that the myth of the Old West, which has to be seen to be believed and, as the Lakota say, believed in order to be seen. This makes a potent recipe for coming out of yourself for two hours. And maybe dreaming bigger and higher thoughts after you leave the “show.”

And isn’t that what the movies are all about?

— Neil Earle is originally from Carbonear South. He teaches church history for Grace Communion Seminary Online. He writes from Duarte, Calif. Duarte is a city in Los Angeles County

Organizations: Texas Rangers, Bond Theatre, Commanches Bible for Christians American West

Geographic location: Park Lane, Palm Latitudes, Hollywood Caribbean Monument Valley Arizona Carbonear South Duarte, Calif. Los Angeles County

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  • Teanna
    March 19, 2014 - 12:51

    Excellent insights! I grew up with Roy and Dale and Zorro and Silver too. I'm quite tired of Yet Another Grim Apocalyptic Dark Hero Fighting Against Dystopia. Done with that. Done. So, seeing the iconic Golden Hero (OK, maybe Silver Hero) return to the big screen was awesome. I'm speaking Archetype here, because that's what these kinds of stories are, whether they are westerns (the American Mythology), superheroes (modern mythology), science fiction (future mythology) or actual ancient mythology, these stories draw on deep, archetypal characters and situations that are part of the Truth of the universe. There was a time when people listened to stories, not for their facts, but for the deep truths the stories revealed. This film does that. Unfortunately, much of the audience doesn't speak Myth anymore. Or they were expecting some sort of Disney romp... or Pirates with horses... or... who knows. I think the film may have been just a bit too over the heads for most of the audience. Or too joyful. Or not sarcastic enough. Or something. I think it was perfect. Perhaps, with more time, others will see the worth in it. I'm just sad we won't see more in this series, because everything now depends on Commercial Success. Hi-yo!

  • RT
    March 18, 2014 - 19:13

    "The Lone Ranger" is and always has been racist. You grew up loving the characters? I grew up having to endure the stereotype of American Indians talking like idiots and the show being in deep denial about what really happened in the West. http://nativeappropriations.com/2013/07/repost-why-tonto-matters.html Educate yourself. http://www.amazon.com/Bury-My-Heart-Wounded-Knee/dp/0805086846

  • Mary/skippercollector
    March 17, 2014 - 22:45

    Oh, goody! Another positive column regarding the movie I fell in love with last summer! I've started a blog for fans of the movie if you are interested. No box office comments or bad reviews. I'm trying to focus on plot, characters, allusions, symbolism, even the licensed merchandise. Would you like to join us? Here is the link. You may need to copy and paste it. http://www.universalstop.com/hubs/forum/filmmaking/topic/positive-discussion-about-the-lone-ranger I'm going to mention your column on the blog. I've found a number of people who have written about the movie, and each of them has found a different topic to focus on. I, too, have noticed the Resurrection references, but you're the first other person I've found who has written about them.

  • Mary/skippercollector
    March 17, 2014 - 22:44

    Oh, goody! Another positive column regarding the movie I fell in love with last summer! I've started a blog for fans of the movie if you are interested. No box office comments or bad reviews. I'm trying to focus on plot, characters, allusions, symbolism, even the licensed merchandise. Would you like to join us? Here is the link. You may need to copy and paste it. http://www.universalstop.com/hubs/forum/filmmaking/topic/positive-discussion-about-the-lone-ranger I'm going to mention your column on the blog. I've found a number of people who have written about the movie, and each of them has found a different topic to focus on. I, too, have noticed the Resurrection references, but you're the first other person I've found who has written about them.

  • Dar Cullihall
    March 17, 2014 - 12:19

    I have to read this article again to digest its contents to the fullest, but already I'm jumping for nostalgic joy that at least someone else out there took the time to shed some light on what I believe was a wonderful, take-me-back-to-my-youth-days movie. Let the snobby critics write their 'puffed-up' views to please those pompous pretenders and let those who have found that their miserable lives won't allow them to relax and simply enjoy anymore, be damned. I, for one, loved the Lone Ranger and Tonto ( and yes the Bonanza crew and the Gunsmoke crew, as well) and anytime there's either a replay of those classics or a new movie made to bring it all back, I find myself reliving my youth, and I just love it. Thanks , Neil Earl.